Cats are fascinating creatures. If you have read the famous Just-So story by Rudyard Kipling, entitled ‘The Cat That Walked By Himself’, you will appreciate the diversity of the feline character. One minute they are full of love – rubbing all over you and purring, and the next minute they are untouchable, cool and aloof. Here’s what funny cats think about humans!

The vet is a place with a horrible smell that humans take you if you are sick. To avoid going to the vet, run outside and hide when you see the cat-carrier. When you are eventually caught, struggle as much as you can so they can’t put you in the carrier.

During the journey to the vet, meow as tragically as possible. Try and get your claws through the carrier bars and give your human a good scratch. On arrival at the vet, force your body into the back of the carrier. Again splay the legs. The vet will have a real problem getting you out.

At home when it’s medicine time, run the moment you hear the pill bottle rattling. Your owner might wrap you tightly in a towel while trying to get your mouth open. You can easily squirm your way out and run away again. Eventually your owner will win, but you can get your own back. Throw up on a chair or, better still, the oriental rug.

One of the best ways to have fun is to wake up a sleeping human. Jump up and purr, head-butt, meow or walk on her or him. If you get no reaction, you will have resort to other measures. Rip down the posters, rattle the blinds or scrape your claws noisily on the bed base. You will succeed in the end.

When guests arrive, quickly work out which one hates cats. Get onto that lap as fast as possible. The guest who likes cats should be treated with disdain and aloofness. Do not succumb no matter how sweetly they call you. If they persist, a sharp nip to the ankle or a quick scratch on a pair of stockings will do the trick. Whenever a guest needs to use the toilet, follow him or her in, and then just sit and stare.

Finally if you want to reward your owner, the best way is to present a disemboweled rodent, frog or garden snake. When you see the expression on his or her face, it will be worth it! So there you have it – some sound feline advice from funny cats!

Lovers of all things cat and humorous, should spend a while enjoying a funny cat video.

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